While I, Mister Manly, don’t normally like getting into political issues as, apart from military funding, they’re generally pretty wimpy, I find it impossible not to make an exception in the case of Rep. John Murtha because of his recent comment about rednecks. Earlier in the week this feeble minded fool blamed his own constituantents lack of enthusiam for voting for Obama on their racism. When called to task for this remark, he appoligised and insisted that it was only a reaction to the high redneck population in the area that made him mention it at all.
So, being a member of the minority that the fat aging brain damaged good Representative feels comfortable about insulting, I’d just like to issue an invitation to his sorry ass to come down here and settle it like men. I know that at some point in his distant past he must have been a man since he was a Marine. While it’s truly sad to see someone like that sink into the depths of insanity, his remarks are also beyond tollerating. Still, since it’s obvious that, even though I am starting to feel the effects of age, I’d kill him with the first punch, let us make it fair. You, John, bring whatever “friends” you have in the House down, and I’ll invite my black friends, who are all Democrats by the way but who I’m thinking would like to take a swing or three at you elitist Yankee assholes, and we’ll have a big fun brawl on my front lawn. Heck, I’ll even buy the beer.
While you’re trying to work up enough courage to even consider my challenge, shove this up your Cut-And_Run old ass:
While you’re at it, bring Obama with you. I may have a few years on him, but I’d purely love to take a shot at him. Oh, and make sure Pelosi is in attendance. Some of the local ladies are just dieing to have some of her hair 
Bring it, you intollerant bastard!
Mister Manly
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