It has come to my attention that someone named Audun Carlsen has accused this man person…
… normally usually known as Boy George, of really wanting to hurt him. In the news item he says:
“George was slapping me and beating me and punching me and screaming things,” Carlsen said.
Carlsen said he was able to escape by unscrewing the hook and running for the door.
“I took a bit of time getting the door open and he had a metal chain that he was hitting me with,” Carlsen said.
So, in honor of getting your ass kicked by that freak of nature, Mr. Carlsen this award’s for you:
Mister Manly





November 25, 2008 at 3:50 pm |
That is a well deserved award.
November 25, 2008 at 5:04 pm |
Hi Evyl,
And just think, there is some tiny remote chance that it will wind up under your tender care. Ain’t life grand?
Mister Manly
November 26, 2008 at 10:35 am |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2008 at 1:30 pm |
Thanks MJ.
Mister Manly
November 30, 2008 at 10:39 am |
There is someone actually more wimpy than Boy George? The ass whipping and award are well deserved.
December 1, 2008 at 1:42 pm |
Hi Jim,
I was shocked at this news myself. I have yet to figure out how such a weak individual could survive so long. On the other hand, I suspect that Mr. Carlsen will retain the title for a long time, or so we can hope.
Mister Manly
December 1, 2008 at 7:41 pm |
stah-ahhhhp… don’t slap me. That hurts my feelings.