As requested by my friend, MJ, here are some manly gifts that are less expensive.
For those who are on a really tight budget, the best gift may be a bit of information and time to follow where it leads. With that in mind, give your man this reference, http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/library/policy/army/fm/,
and promise not to pester him for spending hours reading the massive number of US Military field manuals that are available on line for free. Just be sure that, once he gets into reading this stuff you remember to make him eat and drink occasionally.
Any man will be quite pleased with the gift of a pocket knife, and this one…

… will be even more appreciated as it’s not the run of the mill multipurpose tool, but is specifically designed to be useful in emergency situations. At $90 it’s at the top of today’s price list, but it has a blade designed to cut through safety glass, which is mucho manly.
And if you’re looking for a gift that leads to a bit of hands on fun…

… this massage ball should do the trick. It’s only $11 and, well, if you only use it once I’d say that’s money well spent.
A more practical gift is this set of multi-purpose tools…

… with the key being that, while they’re not heavy duty implements, at $20 they are a handy addition to the tool box and give one the option of taking one or two tools to make a minor repair without having to tote a large number of tools to hard to reach locations. I know several professional service and repair people who wouldn’t be caught dead without these items.
If your man cooks, he can always use one of these…

… 4″ paring knives from the same people who make Swiss Army knives. At only $50, it’ll be a useful gift that lasts a life time and also shows that you have exceptional good taste.
If your man grills, and he most likely either does or wants to, a pair of tongs like this…

… will be most appreciated. Since most men have some form of “grill tool set” they find themselves stuck with the crappy pair of cooking tweezers which is included and is nothing more than a piece of metal bent into the shape of the letter U. This item, however, is a larger model of the standard and indispensable kitchen tongs and, at $11, should be something he can’t wait to play with.
Finally, and best, if he doesn’t already have one, get him a copy of this book…

… which you can pick up at most any book store for less than $20. While it’s a bit old, it’s also probably the most manly book ever written, offering as it does such bits of wisdom as, “where you are weak show strength and where you are strong show weakness.” This is unquestionably required manly reading.
Merry Christmas,
Mister Manly



December 15, 2008 at 10:14 pm |
You are right in that in most barbeque sets the tongs are for shit.
December 16, 2008 at 8:28 am |
Hi Evyl,
Then you will like these. They have an actual hinge and use a spring to keep them open. The clamshell shaped tips are also a better design than most BBQ tongs I’ve seen. Also, if you happen to have non-stick items for grill cooking, similar tongs are available with plastic tips.
Mister Manly
December 16, 2008 at 9:58 am |
The tongs sound like a good stocking stuffer… and I like the massage ball
December 16, 2008 at 11:43 am |
Hi Cas,
You can’t have too many tongs, and I thought of you immediately when I saw the massage ball
Mister Manly
December 17, 2008 at 7:27 am |
You can never have too many knives or screwdrivers. I have one set of tongs that ain’t shit and then I have a set that I need to work out some before I can use them. The next pair must be the ones I’m looking for.
December 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm |
Hi Jim,
You’re correct about knives and screwdrivers. Well, unless you are trying to board a commercial airliner. The tongs above are the kind professional chefs use and should serve you well.
Mister Manly
December 17, 2008 at 6:17 pm |
Gee thanks…
I showed this list to “Madam Stalin…” (my wife…)
“Lookey, hon, Christmas doesn’t have to be expensive…”
After perusing the list, she offered to stab me with the paring knife, while she stuck the massage ball up my ass, as a prequel to the lobotomy she was gonna give me with the screwdrivers.
Hey, the girl has the Christmas spirit, all right… Somebody call 911!
Ronin
December 18, 2008 at 7:31 am |
Hi Ronin,
You can solve your wife trouble with this: http://www.armorvenue.com/chainmail/chainmail-with-hood/
which would also come in handy when working on high voltage lines.
Mister Manly
December 18, 2008 at 12:52 pm |
Gee thanks…
Back in my yout’, I used to take my kids to the renaissance faire. They loved the horses… I loved the cleavage. Win-win!
And, I even had a get-up. so i could look cool, and try and have my way with some of the beer wenches.
Ever actually worn chainmail? It chafes like a bitch, in places you don’t want chafing, let me tell you! LOL!
You’re all heart. Ho-ho-ho! LOL!
Ronin
December 18, 2008 at 1:47 pm |
Hi Ronin,
I have worn chain mail. Any chafing is probably because you’re not wearing the proper padding under it, or your suit is too small. Of course, with the proper padding it’s hot as hell. On the other hand, you can get a good workout just walking around in the stuff. Just don’t go near a construction site that’s using one of those big electromagnets.
Mister Manly
December 19, 2008 at 9:29 pm |
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December 23, 2008 at 9:10 am |
Woohoo! Thanks for the great gift ideas!
I actually got him a 5.11 tactical pocket knife this year.
December 23, 2008 at 1:52 pm |
Hi MJ,
An excellent choice. I also highly recommend The Art Of War, and a copy of The Book Of Five Rings would be nice as well.
Merry Christmas,
Mister Manly
January 6, 2009 at 11:10 am |
Wherefore art thou Mister Manly?
January 6, 2009 at 1:17 pm |
Hi Cas,
Just recovering from the holidays.
Mister Manly
January 19, 2009 at 2:14 pm |
Everything going okay MM? Haven’t seen you in a while.
January 27, 2009 at 8:42 am |
Hi MJ,
I’m fine. I’ve been boosting my manliness rating even higher by playing lumberjack and will get back to posting here soon. Thanks for your concern.
Mister Manly
March 9, 2009 at 1:30 pm |
I miss you Mr. M. And seriously, you are missing out by not posting after that last comment…
March 9, 2009 at 2:51 pm |
LMAO! That’s hilarious! I’m curious.
March 14, 2009 at 7:46 am |
It’s the first time I commented here and I should say you give us genuine, and quality information for other bloggers! Good job.
p.s. You have an awesome template for your blog. Where have you got it from?
March 15, 2009 at 10:29 pm |
Your advice is sound and as usual manly. However… Where are the updates?!