I’ve received several requests for advice that require only short answers, so I’ve combined them into one post.
Most manly item of clothing? Blue jeans.
Are mustaches manly? Only when combined with a beard.
Most manly item of food? Whole beef ribs.
Most manly political party? Libertarian.
Most manly car? 1970 Pontiac Trans Am with the Ram Air V option.
Are neck ties manly? Just look where they point.
Most manly shoe? Steel toed work boots.
Most manly country? Scotland.
Most manly hairstyle? Hair what?
Is it manly to do house work? Only in your own home.
Can homosexuals be manly? Yes.
Most manly pickup truck? The one with the most dents that still runs.
Most manly non-alcoholic beverage. That’s a tie between coffee and iced tea.
Is running manly? That depends on what you’re chasing.
Is gardening manly? Only if growing things to eat.
Most manly nut. My left one.
Is it manly to eat quiche? Only to win a bet.
Most manly sport? Rugby.
Most manly occupation? US Marine.
Belching, manly or not? It’s only manly if you do it to extinguish a fire.
Is it manly to chew tobacco and spit? No. A man swallows.
Playing soccer, manly or not? Any sport where there’s a chance you’ll get kicked in the balls is manly.