Not too long ago Girly wrote:
And I for one, would love to see a post on what gifts men would like to give women….. don’t wait to be asked… just do it!!
So let us get started with the understanding that I’m not going to give links or prices because, well, men like to worry about such stuff themselves, and because this post is more about why men want women to want these things than the actual items involved.
A school girl outfit.
Men are both visually oriented and driven by fantasies from their youth and as seen in popular media. While the woman who gets this present from her man may not like the outfit, I suspect she’ll be more than happy with the results wearing it around the house bring.
This is some sort of fancy jewel encrusted belt.
I don’t even know how much it costs, but it looks expensive. I do, however, suspect that your man would work an extra job to pay for it if you’d display it like that.
A pink Cadillac.
Sure, this isn’t a very practical gift, but men like cars and we want to share our interests with our woman. We also, I have to admit, have a genetic predisposition toward thinking it’s good to give women pink things. It sooths us in some primal way. This gift is perfect, since you will no doubt look pretty cruising around in it on weekends, and he’ll get to have fun keeping it running. If you pretend to like it, you will both, no doubt, have some fun in the back seat.
Speaking of pink, men love tools:
We also want to share the occasional project with our woman as a bonding experience. Don’t worry ladies, after he sees you crawling around banging in a few nails with these, the only project he’s going to want to finish is in the bedroom.
Yes, those go on your nipples.
Visually speaking, women’s breasts are right up there where men are concerned. We also are quite fond of Christmas. If he gives you something like this, he’s saying, “I want to unwrap your breasts like the best Christmas present I’ve ever had. Jingle, jingle. Wear them under a loose fitting shirt and let him go treasure hunting.
This is one of those upper arm things.
It says exotic woman to a man, visual remember? While a woman may see it as saying cheap whore, ignore your instincts. Giving it to you is only your man’s way of saying he wants to keep your relationship spicy. Wear it to bed and feel the heat!
Ah, the Love Swing!
Sorry ladies, but this goes back to that visual thing again. It may not be flowers and poems, but it does mean he’s willing to do all the work, and for a guy that’s quite a commitment.
Chocolate body paint.
What can I say. We, as men, have been bombarded by TV and movies for decades with the idea that women are head over heels for chocolate. If you get something like this, it’s just his way of saying that he is trying to understand your needs, and that he still loves you, in that special way.
Or ankle bracelets for that matter, are just a man’s way of saying that he thinks every part of you is sexy, and should be decorated. Wear it with pride.