It has come to my attention that someone named Audun Carlsen has accused this man person…
… normally usually known as Boy George, of really wanting to hurt him. In the news item he says:
“George was slapping me and beating me and punching me and screaming things,” Carlsen said.
Carlsen said he was able to escape by unscrewing the hook and running for the door.
“I took a bit of time getting the door open and he had a metal chain that he was hitting me with,” Carlsen said.
So, in honor of getting your ass kicked by that freak of nature, Mr. Carlsen this award’s for you: